The "Magic" type mowers are highly but generally very powerful. Magic items aren't usually seen until a player has played for a long time or they exploited to get the trimmings.
(TpG) refers to Trimmings per Grass.
Scaling refers to how much the value is affected by manliness.
ST refers to a designated manliness scaling level that majorly increases the yield when that threshold is reached.
"Archweapon crafted to fight gods. Doesn't really work though. Still good for mowing lawns."
Price: 50 Billion Trimmings
TpG: 9 million trimmings per blade of grass
Scaling: fuck me in the ass
An elder god in the form of a mower. The blade is a thin translucent red rectangle.
"TOOL OF THE EMPTY, SLAYER OF THE PURE. CAST INTO ETERNAL NOTHING IT DWELLS IN THE ABYSS OF ETERNAL PAIN."
Price: 50 Quadrillion Trimmings
TpG: 7 trillion trimmings per blade of grass
Notes: Has quite a good area of mowing. (if you don't get that then it means that it has a reasonably large hitbox)
The Trimower is 3 red holographic mowers bonded together, and is currently the only bridge to Nonillion after Octillion besides Divine mowers.
"A simple construction spell warped into a hardlight weapon."
Price: 3 Octillion Trimmings
TpG: 1 Sextillion
Notes:"Trimower Sucks." --ContentNootNoot [Masterminde4040]
"+5 magic infusion with CMW and SO buff."
Price: 1 Nonillion Trimmings
TpG: 1 Septillion Trimmings
Mostly useless due to PVP being removed. (Can be used on mowerbots)
Buying this gives you the "Rockstar from Mars" badge. It is an embersteel BFG that has no cooldown and can fire lasers from small to large.
Price: 1 Googol Trimmings
Abilities: Fires a laser and no cooldown, hold left click to charge.
Secrets: C H A R L I E S H E E N
Notes: Most expensive item in the game.
- Winning is a reference to Charlie Sheen
- WINNING'S badge may be used to find hackers.